magicalmischief:

reubenharris:

OH GOD WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS

ENDLESS FREAKING TEARS

(Source: kingandqueen)

sister-transistor:

eheimdall:

meagan-marie:

What the effff is going on with Daniel? He wins this round. 
roxannameta:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”

Amazing.


keep being awesome dan…I love you

DUH guys he’s got a branch of Gubraithian fire, that’s all!
sister-transistor:

eheimdall:

meagan-marie:

What the effff is going on with Daniel? He wins this round. 
roxannameta:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”

Amazing.


keep being awesome dan…I love you

DUH guys he’s got a branch of Gubraithian fire, that’s all!
sister-transistor:

eheimdall:

meagan-marie:

What the effff is going on with Daniel? He wins this round. 
roxannameta:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”

Amazing.


keep being awesome dan…I love you

DUH guys he’s got a branch of Gubraithian fire, that’s all!

sister-transistor:

eheimdall:

meagan-marie:

What the effff is going on with Daniel? He wins this round. 

roxannameta:

dracosredemption:

So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.

“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!

Amazing.

keep being awesome dan…I love you

DUH guys he’s got a branch of Gubraithian fire, that’s all!

(Source: 12-10-92)

mudbloodginger:

Reblog with where you belong

 GRYFFINDOR:

[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs.

[x]You have a lot of friends

[x]You get along with everyone

[x]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months

[]You love soccer

[]You love baseball

[x]You’re into writing and art (not both of them)

[x]Favourite music genre is pop rock

[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

[x]One of your favourite colours is red or gold

[x]Good grades at school

[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie (it depends on the situation) 

[x]You plan on going to college/university 

Total: 11

HUFFLEPUFF:

[]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.

[x]You laugh a lot.

[]You like to follow trends.

[x]Politics suck.

[x]You love to swim

[]Water polo is awesome

[]Pink is one of your favorite colors

[]Black is morbid & depressing

[]You’re an optimist. 

[x]You’re completely straight edged.

[]You’re very emotional

[]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre

[]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

[]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

Total: 4

RAVENCLAW:

[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.

[x]You love to read.

[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.

[x]Sports suck.

[]You’re shy. 

[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

[]Hate is completely unneeded.

[]Indie is your favourite genre of music.

[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.

[x] Lying is sometimes okay (depends on the situation)

[]Blue is one of your favorite colors.

[]Serious is better than funny.

Total:7

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.

[]Basketball is a good sport.

[]Football is amazing.

[x]Black is a cool color.

[x]You’ve lied about something serious.

[x]You’re a very deep person. 

[]You have considered suicide.

[x]Very loyal.

[x]You like metal.

[x]They make school seem more important than it is.

[x]You’re scared to grow up. 

[]You’ve done drugs in the past month

[]Anger is one of your primary feelings.

[x]You have trust issues.

[]Guilty until proven innocent.

Total: 9

RESULT: Gryffindor!

Who wrote this? This is so terribly done, I don’t even know where to begin. 

GRYFFINDOR:

[x]You’ve never done illegal drugs.
[x]You have a lot of friends
[x]You get along with everyone

I mean, because Harry got along with EVERYONE. Obviously. So did the Weasleys. And Hermione. Yes, Gryffindor is Switzerland (just ask Snape. HELLO, MARAUDERS).

[x]You haven’t made fun of someone for at least two months
[]You love soccer
[]You love baseball

What the hell do sports have to do with sorting?

[x]You’re into writing and art (not both of them)

Just a clue: “And” means “both.”  Try “or” next time.

[x]Favourite music genre is pop rock
[x]You believe in “innocent until proven guilty” theory

Non-sequiteur, much?

[x]One of your favourite colours is red or gold

CLEARLY I MUST LOVE THE COLOUR OF MY HOUSE MORE THAN ANY OTHER IN THE WORLD. YES. CLEARLY.

[x]Good grades at school

Um…RAVENCLAW?

[x]One of the worst things you can do is lie (it depends on the situation) 

Pretty sure Gryffindors lie plenty. Don’t make me bust out the novels.

[x]You plan on going to college/university  

Again: RAVENCLAW? You know, “Wit beyond measure is man’s greatest treasure”?!

Total: 11

HUFFLEPUFF:

[]You’re content with mostly everything in your life right now.
[x]You laugh a lot.

What? Are all the Hufflepuffs on happy pills? Is this why their colour is a cheery canary yellow?!

[]You like to follow trends.

What? 

[x]Politics suck.

What?

[x]You love to swim
[]Water polo is awesome

…the hell?! Wait, do they have Wizarding polo? Because I’d LOVE to see those soggy punks tread water in a pool full of Grindylows!

[]Pink is one of your favorite colors
[]Black is morbid & depressing

Wait….WAIT. In the section before this, we established that my favourite colours have to match my house! But…but Hufflepuff’s colours are yellow (NOT PINK) and BLACK! But…but black is so MORBID and DEPRESSING!!!

[]You’re an optimist. 

THANKS! IT’S THE ZOLOFT!!!

[x]You’re completely straight edged.
[]You’re very emotional

How do these two work together? AND WHAT ABOUT BEING AN OPTIMIST?

[]Rap, R&B, & hip-hop is your favorite music genre
[]You don’t believe in going steady at a young age.

"Welcome to the first annual meeting of the Bashful Badgers Celibacy Club! If we huffle and puffle, it’s just from GOOD, CLEAN FUN!"

[]You’ve made fun of at least one person this week.

…now you’re not making any sense at all, mate. If you’re going to sort people based on this qualification, put ‘em in Slytherin.

Total: 4

RAVENCLAW:

[x]You’re depressed to a certain extent.

I GUESS LUNA WAS JUST BUMMING HAPPY PILLS OFF OF JUSTIN FINCH-FLETCHLEY OR HANNAH ABBOT THEN, HUH?

[x]You love to read.
[x]You appreciate theatre & arts.
[x]Sports suck.

Pretty sure that Ravenclaws play and watch Quidditch too.

[]You’re shy. 
[x]Loyalty is the MOST important thing in a relationship.

"…You might belong in Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal…”

[]Hate is completely unneeded.
[]Indie is your favourite genre of music.

Um…maybe Ravenclaws are hipsters? I can’t even RESPOND to sorting based on music, the choices are so random and ridiculous.

[x]Every once in awhile you have little anger outbursts.
[x] Lying is sometimes okay (depends on the situation)
[]Blue is one of your favorite colors.

Wait…so I AM supposed to choose based on house? STOP CONFUSING ME LIKE THIS!

[]Serious is better than funny.

Pretty sure Luna (our most well-developed Ravenclaw character) defies ALMOST EVERY SINGLE ITEM ON THIS LIST. As does the Sorting Hat.

Total:7

SLYTHERIN:

[x]There’s at least one person you hate.

Because no one from the other houses hates aaaaaaaaaaaaanyone.

[]Basketball is a good sport.
[]Football is amazing.

Pretty sure Slytherins would hate EVERY sport except for Quidditch and Muggle-hunting. Just a guess. (A few might get into knife-throwing or House-Elf tossing, but I digress.)

[x]Black is a cool color.

…Now you’re just doing it on purpose.

[x]You’ve lied about something serious.

You’ve lied about something for a serious reason? Or lied about a serious topic? Lied about something when something serious was at stake? Lied about an ex-convict animagus?

[x]You’re a very deep person. 

…that’s like, way deep, man. Hey, pass me more of Finch-Fletchley’s meds, my buzz is wearing off…”

[]You have considered suicide.

Considering how many Slytherins go into the Dark Arts, I expect that more of them have considered murder than suicide. ALSO THEY ARE WIZARDING ARISTOCRACY, WHY THE HELL WOULD THEY WANT TO KILL THEMSELVES? If something is making them upset or depressed, they’d DESTROY THAT THING.

[x]Very loyal.

…YOU MIGHT BELONG IN HUFFLEPUFF, WHERE THEY ARE JUST AND LOYAL…”

[x]You like metal.

Especially when it’s a cold metal flagpole that you can trick Muggle children into licking during the winter so they’re easier to kill.

[x]They make school seem more important than it is.

Who does?

[x]You’re scared to grow up. 

I KNEW IT! I just KNEW that Peter Pan was a Slytherin? Why else would he wear green?!

[]You’ve done drugs in the past month
[]Anger is one of your primary feelings.
[x]You have trust issues.
[]Guilty until proven innocent.

Pretty sure, given their long-standing relationship with the law, Sytherins would prefer to be “innocent until proven guilty.” Just ask Lucius. And the Lestranges.

Total: 9

…I can’t even.

(Source: tessvirtue)

acciorandomowl:

holymotherofhnng:

Rupert: Well, speaking as a wizard, we’re going to get paid in Muggle money, and I don’t really understand it.

how fucking cute is this kid?!

I LOVE. THESE CHILDREN.

…er…even though they aren’t children anymore.

D’aww…they’re SO LITTLE!

(Source: henrywintering)

xtin88:

Which trio is cooler? I am torn!