But that’s okay because I’m supposed to be doing homework right now anyway.
I went to a tea house and got some sort of fruity sugary bubble tea thingamabob and I only drank half and then suddenly realised just how sugary it was and suddenly I was like WATCH OUT ASSIGNMENTS YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR ME NOW I WILL OWN YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And now I just feel weird and jittery and yeah I finished one assignment but I have about three still to go and I was supposed to get my revisions back to my editor by last week but she really hasn’t bothered me and even if she did I’d be like HEY LISTEN LADY I LOVE HARRY POTTER AND I’M GLAD YOU’RE PUBLISHING MY ESSAY AND AND ALL BUT I HAVE A LIFE AND THAT LIFE IS GRAD SCHOOL AND YOU WERE ABOUT A MONTH LATE GETTING YOUR CRITIQUES TO ME SO I’LL BE A COUPLE WEEKS LATE GETTING REVISIONS BACK TO YOU IF I DAMN WELL PLEASE
And I only thought about that because I checked all the spaces on my Mac to see what I still have left to do and there are twelve windows open (okay one is tweetdeck and another is iCal and one is mail so I guess they don’t count BUT THE REST ARE IMPORTANT except Safari I guess Safari is just distracting) but anyhew one of the open windows is my essay, glaring at me and saying DO ME no that’s a lie actually it’s saying Harry, on the other hand, was told that he was a wizard on his eleventh birthday by the half-giant Hagrid – a conversation that occurred after the Dursleys had been frantically fleeing for several days from the onslaught of letters sent to their residence.
DID I MENTION THAT I HAVE A LOT OF SUGAR IN MY BLOODSTREAM RIGHT ABOUT NOW?!