Haha! I have two of those five! Muahaha!

(Totally rockin’ the pirate medallion and the owl. It reminds me of Jareth. The owl, that is. Not the pirate medallion. The pirate medallion reminds me of Jack Sparrow. Rawr.)


On that note:

Welcome, sherlockshopsifeedmyfaithlandscape-artdionnyzombiehimeand doessarahkeanehavetocutabitch!

I will resume a more regular posting schedule after finals are finished, promise!

Because seriously, my reaction to seeing my ex this morning was entirely unacceptable.

I was walking to work (tutoring at a uni) and decided to cut through a random classroom building to escape the freezing, pouring rain. On the way I passed a group of young men. They caught my attention because the one in front looked like a teen I knew from summer volunteering, and I thought, “I know he isn’t that tall.” I had just barely confirmed that, indeed, it was not the boy I’d been thinking of, when I noticed the one behind him. Honestly, my brain only registered the curly brown hair and the trademark smirk. I didn’t have time to take in any more detail because what did I do next?

I fucking turned my face the other way and prayed he wouldn’t recognize me.

The second we’d passed each other I gave myself whiplash turning around to try to see if it was actually him. He was taller…but then again, I haven’t seen him for almost three years, and my friends tell me he’s grown. I don’t know why he was there, with that group, at my uni — but perhaps he was looking to transfer. They were in the maths, science, and engineering building, definitely interests of his.

As I left the building and got back out into the rain, I told myself that it probably wasn’t him. After all, I didn’t even get a good look at him. But whether it was or wasn’t, my reaction still bothered me. Why the hell did I have to hide? Why was I so terrified of him recognizing me? After all, he was the one who did something wrong. He’s the one who became a self-absorbed, lying, cheating, using PRAT. And besides, it was THREE YEARS AGO.

He still has power over me, and I hate it. I’m afraid of the influence he still could have — the way he pulls people in with his charm and charisma, like a moth to flame. I’ve always imagined that at our next encounter, I’d be at the top of my game. Successful, looking great, and prepared against his magnetism so that I could exude a vibe that said, “Look at how well I’m doing…without you.” I want him to regret how much he screwed up…but the thing is, I don’t think he even realises that he did anything that wrong.

My point is, I wouldn’t even be thinking about any of this if I didn’t still care about what he thought. It’s been three years, and he’s still messing up my current relationships and messing with my head. I’m sick of it. He shouldn’t be my motivation or means for measuring success.

I need to take a lesson from Sarah: Jarome Smith, you have no power over me.


I’m fairly certain, I just snorted.


I’m fairly certain, I just snorted.





 oh my god you guys remember when avps came out and we all had this revalation collectively and we almost wet ourselves from the accuracy?

nope, just me? hmm.


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