GUIZE GUIZE GUIZE GUESS WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!
Dan talking about the ruse on the paparazzi outside the Equus theater.
What the effff is going on with Daniel? He wins this round.
So here you see two photos of Emma and Rupert displaying elegance and serenity—and then there’s Dan.
“I HAVE A FUCKING BRANCH ON FIRE! I’m not Daniel! I AM HARRY POTTER!”
keep being awesome dan…I love you
DUH guys he’s got a branch of Gubraithian fire, that’s all!
Blog creeping is TOTALLY ALLOWED. Encouraged, even.
Heading over to pottermore to accept your request!
I went to a tea house and got some sort of fruity sugary bubble tea thingamabob and I only drank half and then suddenly realised just how sugary it was and suddenly I was like WATCH OUT ASSIGNMENTS YOU’RE NO MATCH FOR ME NOW I WILL OWN YOU MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
And now I just feel weird and jittery and yeah I finished one assignment but I have about three still to go and I was supposed to get my revisions back to my editor by last week but she really hasn’t bothered me and even if she did I’d be like HEY LISTEN LADY I LOVE HARRY POTTER AND I’M GLAD YOU’RE PUBLISHING MY ESSAY AND AND ALL BUT I HAVE A LIFE AND THAT LIFE IS GRAD SCHOOL AND YOU WERE ABOUT A MONTH LATE GETTING YOUR CRITIQUES TO ME SO I’LL BE A COUPLE WEEKS LATE GETTING REVISIONS BACK TO YOU IF I DAMN WELL PLEASE
And I only thought about that because I checked all the spaces on my Mac to see what I still have left to do and there are twelve windows open (okay one is tweetdeck and another is iCal and one is mail so I guess they don’t count BUT THE REST ARE IMPORTANT except Safari I guess Safari is just distracting) but anyhew one of the open windows is my essay, glaring at me and saying DO ME no that’s a lie actually it’s saying Harry, on the other hand, was told that he was a wizard on his eleventh birthday by the half-giant Hagrid – a conversation that occurred after the Dursleys had been frantically fleeing for several days from the onslaught of letters sent to their residence.
DID I MENTION THAT I HAVE A LOT OF SUGAR IN MY BLOODSTREAM RIGHT ABOUT NOW?!